Caught in the crossfire of yet another awkward Terrace conversation.

Every single day.

I sit, eating my bagel and cream cheese. I am at a nice quiet table, with nice quiet people. All of us wearing headphones and minding our own business. But somewhere in the middle of my bagel eating, my table companions leave me and are replaced with

LOUD,

OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE

who find it completely necessary to carry on a conversation that is at least one of the following:

-forced

-awkward

-hostile

-boring

How does this happen?

In other news, my bagel was especially good today.